A sign of any shape who stands tall against lawn defecators is called a yard guard or a soil sentry.
That unnatural feeling you get when seeing anachronistic holiday decor is an indicator of a Festivity Out-of-Bounds Error (FOOBE).
A request is revealed as a riguest when it is aborted rather than affording minor flexion.
A totally nonsensical situation that causes a surprisingly plain inconvenience is called a Samurai on a Snowmobile problem.
Evaluating a pleasing pair of curves before observing their critical frontal features is an instance of a Body-Rounding Error.
When you are supremely covetous of what another man has, the sum of your envious emotions is equal to his crocanis.
To take on responsibility without performing simple research in support of your dependents is to commit gross negoogligence.
Torg is like torque, but for stickiness.
When the subconscious demands love but the conscious interprets a task, the resulting fallout is evidence of an Off-by-Want Error.
Someone who is the utter opposite of a one-trick pony is known as a horse of many neighs.
A corl is a small group of men conversing honestly, having shed their facades.
Small nuggets of compressed metal foil, plastic-wrap, food bits, and (in some cases) mysterious droplets of liquid found after events in pavilions and parks are called picnic droppings.
A recurring meeting that accomplishes nothing, but does not get canceled, is called a piff. The person who owns the meeting is its piffle.
When the curb forms a pleasing and bike-accessible slope it’s called a sluop.
Bill Bang’s dictionary of common crosswalk infractions:
- Premature Ambulation: starting to cross the street after the light changes, but before the signal turns
- Street Edging: before coming across, standing at the very last place you could be before you’d be in the street
- Non-Consensual Crossing: taking a crosswalk which, based on the lights, would have been signaled if you’d pressed the button
- Walking Without Protection: crossing a warning-light crosswalk without pressing the warning-light button
- Retrograde Crossing: rushing into the crosswalk at the last moment, then aborting and pulling back out
- Cross Blocking: when your meandering gait prevents someone behind you from making it to their crosswalk