I. The Gronch Trounces the Tabs from the Tip Top of Tall Castle
Now the Tabs down in TABG liked battle a lot.
But the Gronch, high up in Tall Castle, did NOT.
From his towering fortress the Gronch frowned and said,
“These goggle-eyed tabs aren’t right in the head!”
“They shoot and they loot and they blast euro-trash!”
“My whole castle shakes with every car crash!”
The very next day, some Tabs stole his car!
The only thing left was an empty old BAR!
The gronch jumped in the air and and shouted “I’ve had it! Enough!”
“I can’t take any more of this battlegrounds stuff!”
He dashed to his keyboard and started to work!
The hours flew by and his frown changed to a smirk!
One short week later the Gronch sat back to relax.
Tall Castle was quiet now, that was a fact!
His hard work paid off! The Tabs were defeated—
They’d seen what he’d done and had swiftly retreated.
The Gronch cackled and and browsed to thegronch.gg:
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II. The Tabs Taste the Tactics of Tall Castle’s Terrible Tyrant
Although some thought of the place as a bore,
The Tabs down in Harbour had much to give thanks for.
The worst one could say was, if his mood was quite poor,
“How nice it would be if this frame had a door.”
The sun shone up high on a crisp autumn day.
The Tabs were all chatting during a break from their play.
Soon matters turned to the struggles of friends,
And the excuse of the date to help make amends.
An antler-eared Tab remarked with a sigh,
“If only the lads at Tall Castle came by.
My cousin, a chicken, is hard up on his luck.
That place has been ruined by a nasty green—”
Suddenly six arrows appeared in his face!
The Tabs ducked for cover in a perilous race!
From windows and doorframes there billowed white smoke
(“I knew I needed a door”, grumbled a bag-headed bloke).
The reindeer’s own cousin had turned to the dark!
A rooster-masked hacker who flew in on a lark.
He’d bought some fresh cheats to win fights for free,
And as the Tabs scrambled he clucked loudly in glee!
But the panic was stopped by a Tab with a hat
(And a billowy shirt that made him look fat).
“Listen up, Tabs! This jerk has the gall
to swoop in on Thanksgiving and slaughter us all!”
“But he’s made one mistake, he forgot today’s date!
And today is the day that our friendship’s most great!
Let’s show this dumb cluck that he can’t be a winner
And then let’s go home and eat his feathers for dinner!”
With courage anew the Tabs rallied and struck!
The hacker (and cousin) were both out of luck.
And as the sun set the Tabs danced and sang,
Giving great thanks for fun times with the gang.
III. The Gronch Grins with Glee and Greases a Grubby Gun
The Gronch cackled and put down his blessing book.
That filthy old BAR had a nasty new look!
With a nasty grin of his own the Gronch hoisted and aimed.
The castle grounds were teeming with Tabs to be maimed.
From the top of tall castle came a sound like “thubibibib!”
Taking out Tabs was like yanking toys from a crib.
Let this be a lesson to all Tabs new and old:
With just the right blessings, a gross BAR turns to gold!